I told my friend a joke about the French Revolution, and he laughed so hard the table shook.
It was funny, but come on. It's just a joke, nothing to lose your head about!
A cat is walking across a train track... (joke from my 94 yr old grandpa)
The cat just makes it across the second rail as a train comes speeding past, cutting off the tip of the cat's tail. The cat at once jumps up and around, and its head is run over. The moral is, don't lose your head over a little tail.
A dog comes upon a set of train tracks
As the pup crosses the tracks a train comes by and runs over the dogs tail, causing the tip of his tail to fall off.
Saddened by his loss, the dog turn around to sniff his lost appendage.
As he is sniffing his tail another train comes by and cuts his head off.
The end. ...
Why was Saint Valentine sad on the day commemorating him?
Because he doesn't have no body to celebrate with. (It's just a joke, don't lose your head.)
A man takes his family to the courtyard to see a beheading
He arrives, but no one is one the stage besides the guards. A half hour later, the headsman arrived on the stage.
“I’m terribly sorry about the wait. I hope it didn’t cause any of you to lose your heads,” the headsman says, and chuckles a little to himself at his joke. The beheading proc...
A Dad finds out his Son has a new girlfriend...
He calls his Son upstairs to his bedroom and asks him to sit down. The father says, in a very steady tone,
"Son, let me tell you a story. There was once a dog who used to live at a train station. One day, the dog fell asleep by the railroad tracks and left his tail on one of the tracks...
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