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Lose His Job Jokes

If this year has taught us anything, it’s that Donald Trump is a regular American citizen

He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job

How did the human cannonball lose his job?

He got fired

Why did the absurdist lose his job at the perfume factory?

Because he didn't make any scents.

Why did the plank lose his job?

He wasn't board certified

Why did the DevOps engineer lose his job and his girlfriend?

Because he couldn't commit

Why did the optimistic electrician lose his job?

He kept on turning negatives into positives.

Why did the optimist lose his job at the photographic processing lab?

He couldn't focus on the negatives.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate!

How did the subway guy lose his job?

The same way he got it: trying to get into a smaller pair of pants.

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Why did the president of the Asian porn star club lose his job?

Because he lost his election.

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Two elderly ladies are smoking outside...

It stared raining and one of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and puts it over her cigarette so it won't get wet. The other lady thinks this is a great idea so she decides to head to the store to buy some condoms.
When she gets there she goes to the counter and asks the cashier fo...

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

"My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Donald Trump is getting layed off due to covid 19

Just like most Americans, Donald Trump is about to lose his job and the house Due to covid 19 and has a lot of debt. God bless America!

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Man with one arm.

Once upon a time there was a man who had lost his arm in a car accident. Losing his arm made him lose his job and made him very sad . He looked for work everywhere but he was not able to find and this made him very depressed. He tried to take his life one day by jumping off a building. Looking down...

A captain and a sailor are on a ship.

One day the sailor drinks a bit. The captain notes this down that the sailor was drunk. The sailor pleads him to add that he was drunk but it was only once in eight years or else he may lose his job. The captain declines this saying whatever he has written is the truth.
Next day it is the turn of...

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