A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.
Police are combing the area.
A man is driving down the road when he sees flashing lights up ahead.
It transpires a lorry load of penguins has turned over. The police are frantically trying to herd the penguins off the road to safety.
As he arrives at the scene he sees an officer with a penguin under each arm. He rolls down the window and says, "Officer is there anything I can do to help?" ...
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