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Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident today…

Apparently some dick cut her off.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Are you going to eat that?"

[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief?

Ding dong ditch.

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Lorena Bobbitt makes getaway

While leaving the scene of her infamous revenge, Lorena discovers that she is still gripping the disconnected member of that cheating ba***rd. She flings it out the car window into oncoming traffic.

Unfortunately it slaps against the windshield of a mom and young daughter.

Mom, !! Wh...

Why couldn’t Lorena Bobbitt be a successful film director?

Every time she yelled “CUT”, the male actors fled the set.

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You know lorena bobbitt the lady who cut her husbands penis off??

She was in a bad wreck last week and died.

Some dick cut her off

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A mother is driving her son to soccer practice behind Lorena Bobbitt, who flung her husband's severed penis out the window

The penis hit the mother's windshield, and her son yelled out "What was That???"

The mother said, "Nevermind, it was just a bug"

The son replied, "Did you see the pecker on that thing?!"

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BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident.

She cut off some dick in traffic.

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Lorena Bobbitt was driving down the road when she realized her husband’s penis was still in the passenger seat.

Upon realizing this, she tossed it out the window. Two stoners were in the car behind her when the penis hit their windshield and flew over the car. A few moments passed and then the passenger spoke up and said, “dude, did you see the dick on that bug?!?!”

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It was the fateful day that Lorena Bobbitt threw her husband's severed member out her car window...

As it happens, there were two hippies in a van behind her on the highway. They both jumped when the Lorena's projectile smacked against their windshield.

"Holy shit, man!" said one hippie. "Did you see the size of that bug?!"

"Never mind that, man!" said the other hippie. "Did you s...

I remember when I first heard what Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt...

It was Ridickless...

What was the difference between Lorena Bobbitt and Bob Barker?

Bob Barker was a slick pricer

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

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TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him.

She was charged with a misdeweiner.

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When Lorena Bobbitt famously cut off her husbands wiener and drove across town with it, she decided to throw it out the car window and when she did it hit the windshield of the car behind her with 2 old ladies in it, the driver said “what kind of bug was that!?” and the passenger said,..

“I don’t know but did you see the dick on that thing?!”

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It was just a bug..

A father is driving with his young daughter and unbeknownst to him, Lorena Bobbitt is driving in front of them after she had just cut off her husband's penis and is about to throw it into a field. It smacks and sticks against the father's windshield. After he realizes what it is, he quickly flips ...

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One day a mother, father, and daughter are driving down the road in their car

but unbeknownst to them, they were driving behind Lorena Bobbitt.

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a mans severed penis smacks into the car’s windshield.

“What was that Daddy?!” asked the little girl from the back seat.

Not wanting to corrupt her young mind, the father answer...

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