"Ladies and gentlemen," the intercom on a large intercontinental flight announces, "this is your captain speaking. Please look out of the window on the port, or left side of the aircraft, and you will see that the left engine is on fire..."
"Now please look out of the starboard window, or right side of the aircraft, and you will see that the wing is breaking off, and will soon separate from the fuselage..."
"Now, please look down, to the tropical island below. At the beach, you will notice a small orange object. It is a life...
Why don't government employees look out of the window in the morning?
So they have something to do in the afternoon!
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