He said I could be chest deep in water in a hole in the ground.
I know he means well.
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Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers
You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.
Look on the bright side of a Trump presidency...
There won't be an America to have this drama four years from now.
Look on the bright side
would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed
Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side.
only three more sleeps until christmas.
With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ...
... and please let me know what it is when you've found it.
A man calls over a waiter during his meal 'There is a fly swimming in my soup!'
'Look on the bright side Sir' replied the waiter 'If the portions weren't so generous he'd be wading'
A friend of mine gets a big raise every year. His secret? Always negotiate on a rainy day.
I thought it was crazy. I should've left it at that. But I'm a sucker for a good misconception… and I was due for a raise.
I waited for a nice rainy day. Not a misty day, or a drizzle. It had to be full-on rain. Inevitably, the day arrived and I requested a meeting with my boss. He listened i...
Sadly, my best friend passed away yesterday, so I went to see his wife today...
I said to her, "Look on the bright side, at least he's not suffering anymore."
She replied, "But he wasn't ill, he died suddenly."
I said, "I know, I meant, being married to you."
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