Wins the Power Ball Jackpot and he buys a racing car.
He paints a big S on the side and he takes it out for a few laps.
He is not happy at all, and he hires a mechanic to make it faster.
The mechanic says "So how fast do you want it to be?"
Sammy says "I want people to sa...
Did you hear about the snail that drew and S on his car?
Now whenever he drives down the road people say “look at that S car go”
A snail goes into a car dealership....
and he asks "What's the fastest car in this place?"
The car dealer takes him to a super-fast Lamborghini. "This one right here, it will do two-hundred eighty kilometres per hour."
"And do you do custom paint jobs?" The snail asked.
"Yes sir, absolutely anything for our customers...
There was a snail named Sam
He was friends with a worm named Juan. One day, he told Juan,” You know, I’m gonna buy myself a nice sports car, with an S on the hood, for Sam!”
“No way, you can’t afford that!” Juan said.
That afternoon, Juan couldn’t believe his eyes! Driving down the boulevard was Sam in his swe...
A snail brings his car into a garage
He requests a new paint job. The body guy asks what he wants, and the snail says, "Give me a handsome burgundy paint job with a special detail on it. Paint the letter S all over it in yellow gold."
The body tech thinks this is an unusual request, but hey, it's money. The snail returns later t...
A group of snails were tired of the stereotypes of being slow.
So they decided to enter an auto race. Instead of a number on the side of the car, they painted a large 'S' on it, for snail.
When they started racing, they were easily the fastest car out there, lapping all the other cars every few minutes.
The spectators marveled "Wow, look ...
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