UPJOKE

Why is today the longest day?

Because it's 24/7

When was the longest day in the Bible?

The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

A man is walking by his son's room, when he hears him praying...

...and he decides to poke his head in the door to see what he is saying.

"Dear God, I love Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa."

The father thought this was strange, but didn't pay much mind to it, as his young son was just expressing his feelings.

The next day the man...

Something tells me I'm in for a long day,

. . . like the longest day I've had in a year!

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