It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man
It just seems longer
Why couldn’t anyone make the movies ‘Birth of a Nation’, ‘Song of the South’, ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ or ‘Blazing Saddles’ today?
Because it takes way longer than a day to make a movie.
How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.
Clean toilet
A wife and husband have been married for 50 years and their fights never last because the wife never stayed mad longer than a day. One day the husband asks the wife why she never stays mad at him.
She smiles and says that whenever she still felt angry she would go upstairs and clean the toile...
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