What did the Dried Fish say to the other Dried Fish?
Long time no Sea.
How do retired Chinese sailors greet each other?
Long time no sea.
The Sahara desert walks into a bar.
The barman says "long time no sea."
In a restaurant
Customer: Waiter, excuse me! What's wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Oh, long time no sea, sir!
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