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Long Summer Jokes

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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere...

...parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the
bar:
COLD BEER :
2.00
HAMBURGER :
2.25
CHEESEBURGER :
2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH :
3.50
HAND JOB :
50.00


Checking his wallet ...

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Give me two good reasons

Today, all schools reopened after a long summer vacation.

In one home in our neighbourhood, early this morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two good reas...

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