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I recently finished my long overdue book on my favourite herb....

It’s about thyme

What do Kim Jung Un and Donald Trump have in common?

They're both long overdue for a heart attack, but even the devil doesn't want them.

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My girlfriend hasn't touched my dick in so long.

Its schlong overdue.

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