Long Legged Jokes

He picks her up and brings her home where he makes love to her, after ten minutes of fucking he asks her "are you finish?" To which she replies "no"

Determined not to leave his lady companion unsatisfied; he gets on top of her and and fucks her until she moans loudly, he goes for another ten ... read more

A man walked into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat.

He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whiskey for the cat."

They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks.

After they finished their drinks, it was the ostrich's turn to buy a round.<... read more

This bloke walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
The bloke says "let's have a drink then" the ostrich nods but the cat freaks out an says " ok but I'm definately not paying"
The bloke sighs and gets 3 drinks from the barman sits down with the cat and the ostrich and drinks up.
After... read more