My girlfriend accidentally discovered a method of getting long lashes instantly.

She showed a little bit of her ankle in Saudi Arabia.

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A little camel asks his mom "Mom, why do we have the two humpbacks?"

"So we can cross the desert and we don't have to drink at all." Says mommy camel

"But why do we have the long lashes?" Ask the little camel

"So the sand doesn't come into our eyes when there is a sandstorm," his mother replies.

"And Mom, why are our feet so wide?"
"So we can...

A guy walks into a bar...

And he’s got a tiny head, completely disproportionate to his muscled body. One of the bar patrons goes up to him and asks, “So um... how’d that happen?” The man gulps down his drink and sighs. He’s recounted this story before.

“So I met this fairy by the lake. And she was absolutely beautifu...

An Olympic swimmer...

...is on a cruise ship, when it hits a reef and sinks. Bobbing in the waves, he spies an island in the distance, makes for it, and barely gets ashore. All he finds on the isle are fruit trees, a female sheep and a big dog. The fruit trees provide sustenance, but he starts to feel lonely. The sheep h...

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