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How does a Welshman find a sheep in long grass?

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A regular golf course member is going for her regular solo 7:00am tee-off.

She makes a good putt to save par on the first green. As she walks along the long grass going to the second tee, she startles a wasp, and it stings her. Annoyed, but not wanting the event to ruin her day, she finishes her round.

When she gets to the clubhouse, she runs into the club pro....

The Fakarwi tribe.

"Hey, did you hear about that tribe of tiny people just discovered in Africa?"
"No wtf"
"Yeah they think they are called the Fakarwi tribe because they were found jump...

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The Fukawi Tribe

There was once a tribe of very short people who lived on an island in very long grass. One day an explorer stumbled upon this large grass covered island and intact discovered the tribe. He was very excited but decided since he was not sure if they were a peaceful people or not he would not engage th...

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The shortest tribe in the world

The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!

The Fakarwee tribe

A: Did you know that the Pygmies in Africa are called the Fakarwee Tribe?

B: No I didn't. But why are they called that?

A: Because when they are in long grass they jump up and down calling out, "where the fak-ar-we?

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In the 1930s, on an RAF post way out in rural Africa, the station commander had a pet lion.

Lennie (as he was called) was elderly, arthritic, mostly blind, and had hardly a tooth left in his head, and everyone on the station knew him well.

One day, one of the Flight Lieutenants was going out for a spin and as he taxied his Gamecock onto the airstrip, he saw with annoyance that Lenni...

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