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Loners Jokes

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Why are uncircumcised people loners?

Because they're complete dicks.

My friend just told me that reddit is for loners....

Anyways, I have a question, if I have a body that I want to get rid off, what should I do with it? (Asking for a friend).

Why are rental cars so depressed all the time?

Because they're loners.

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A man's best friend

A man decides to get a mascot and heads to the pet store. He began to walk up and down the aisles looking at the different animals available but found fault with each. Dogs needed to be walked constantly. Cats are loners. Ferrets smell. Fish are boring. Snakes are, well, snakes. After roaming around...

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