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Logged Jokes

I logged on to Reddit today and was promised Fame, Fortune, and Women

The cake was a lie.

Captain's log...

...has clogged the toilet again. He really needs a change of diet.

I logged in today to see if my reply got deleted.

It's still hanging on by a thread.

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A joke about logs

So the foreman tells the lumberjack to go do some logging. The lumberjack leaves and comes back 6 months later. The foreman asks him what took him so long. The lumberjack pulls out a book and says "This is my autobiography. I logged my whole life in here."

Just logged into Amazon's Amazon account...

Publix, Wegmans and Trader Joe's came up on their recommended purchases list.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage

What did the Nordic man do when he first logged onto Facebook?

He went on a liking spree.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".

What do you call a journal, found in a shipwreck, detailing the hydration levels of lumbejacks?

A waterlogged logging water log.

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