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New lockdown rules in England...

New lockdown rules in England mean from Monday groups of up to six can meet. Six of the Seven Dwarves are arranging to meet up.

One of them isnโ€™t Happy.

I broke lockdown rules and went to a games night yesterday

There was a lot of risk

Apparently the police have been going to a load of house parties as lockdown rules are getting implemented.

Ridiculous, one rule for us and another for them.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar...

... but the bar is closed, and they all get fined for breaking lockdown rules.

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