My local council decided to build road signs saying "Avoid Distractions".
There's been an increase in car accidents ever since.
I called the local council and asked if I could have a skip outside my house.
The lady replied, "mate you can do cartwheels and handstands for all I care"
- For those not in the UK, a skip is like a dumpster
In an attempt to reduce congestion, my local council removed traffic lights at all crossroads...
bit of a roundabout way of doing things, don't you think?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A guy goes in to his local council building for a job interview...
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points tow...
Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon.
Talk about getting everyone's hopes up.
A joke my granddad once told me.
I always loved this one, my granddad told it to me years ago. Still one of my favourites.
An elderly woman wakes one morning and looks out of her bedroom window. Across the road she sees two men from the local council office slowly making their way up the grassy embankment at the side...
Council workers
Two men are doing work for their local council. One digs holes in the ground, the other man follows behind and fills them in.
Spotting this strange behaviour a local approaches them and asks why they’re digging holes just to fill them in again.
One of the men replies, “Oh we’re usually...
In the year 2013, the Lord appeared unto Noah, who was now living in America, and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I bring about unending rain for 4...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
