A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you th...
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A man decided he was sick of city life and moved to the country.
After getting situated, he decided he needed some animals on the farm. He searched the local ads and found a farmer willing to relinquish some livestock for a fee.
He promptly goes to the farmers home and begins his inquiry.
First is the chicken coop and he finds the most beautiful roo...
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