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When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

In college, I wanted to study how to do lobotomies.

I thought it was a no-brainer.

What do you call a reality show about people with lobotomies?

Mindless entertainment.

If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies,

I'd give him a piece of my mind.

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