UPJOKE

I said to my nephew, "What is that you are drinking?" and he said, "Soy milk."

So I said, "Hola, Milk. Permitame presentarme. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

"Me llamo Pedro,"

said no Juan ever.

I asked a Spanish teacher to translate this sentence

"Me llamo comprar"
She looked at me confused and said
"Your name is to buy?"
"It's pronounced Toby"

My father teaches biology and Spanish..

Him: Ok, who can tell me what these are?

Me: (Raises hand) Soy Beans!

Him: Much gusto, Beans! Me llamo Dad.

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