Living Under A Rock Jokes - 5 Hilarious Living Under A Rock Jokes

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.

"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests.

"Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up.

"Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?"

The bartender tells him, "Turn it arou...

Why do people from Antarctica never understand a meme?

They've all been living under a rock

Why didn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbour recognise him?

Because he's been living under a rock

I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.

All this time we had been living under a rock.

Red Car Day

Red car day - in Honor of my Dad

My dad died 7 years ago. He was a worker in a factory in NYC during the by-gone, post-war era when times were good and jobs were plenty. The guys he worked with were all good friends over the years and enjoyed harmless pranks against one another to pass the ti...

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