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Appolcolypse

A zombie apocalypse had enveloped the earth. 99.9% of the world’s population had been annihilated and Carl, lone survivor, was venturing the land looking for somewhere to take shelter.

One day, he came across a prison. The place was full of people armed with swords, spears, axes and all kin...

A guy named joe dies and goes to heaven...

A guy named joe dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is giving Joe a tour of heaven. They walk through a massive hallway filled with clocks.

Joe: what are all these clocks for?

St. Peter: every person living dead has a clock and Everytime they lie it ticks one second.

Joe: Cool! ...

Some oxymorons

An oxymoron is a phrase with two words put together that are opposite in meaning and thus create a new meaning.

Here are some examples:

1) Living Dead

2) Jumbo Shrimp

3) Happy Marriage

4) Intelligent Redditor

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