...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared.
Then all lives energy.
How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
They had a Ginger Lives Matter protest today
There was not a soul.
The All Lives Matter crowd is extremely upset.
To learn that All Votes Matter.
All lives matter
Because we have mass and take up space
Donkey Lives Matter
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter :- Why a donkey? Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Nobody would show up to a "White Lives Matter" demonstration.
They all have to work.
To the people that say all lives matter, I disagree.
There are people out there that still yell at their servers.
I organized a "Fat Lives Matter" march. We all got very tired...
I can't breathe.
A protestor wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt walks into a bar
The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only “ice”. The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says “sorry did you say you only wanted ice?” The protester says that’s right - just ice.
Which font do the protesters use to paint BLACK LIVES MATTER onto the streets of New York City?
Times Square New Roman.
If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago...
it would have been called PETA
Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.
The Astros stole all their signs.
Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot?
To beat the crowd!
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The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC.
Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off.
How can you spot a racist in a crowd?
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
I went to a protest for trees the other day.
I saw a sign that said Bark Lives Matter.
I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better
But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.
Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...
**!!No Lives Matter!!**
Offensive crayon ideas!
Presidential Orange
Miscarriage Maroon
Privilege White
Travel Ban Brown
Lives Matter Black
"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue
Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter
Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter
I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep.
So i recorded myself saying "All lives matter" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep.
The best way to disguise an undercover cop car
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
To people who hate chemistry
Half-lives matter
What is a physicist's favorite social movement?
Half-lives matter.
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