Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?
Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.
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Game Warden goes fishing [long]
This fellow got hired by the Conservation Department as a game warden. He just loved all things hunting and fishing, and being new in town, started asking around where the good fishing holes were. Finally he came to this little country bar, and asked the bartender. "Charlie catches more fish than...