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Little Pony Jokes

I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day.

Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.

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Russians search for My Little Pony porn 427% more than the worldwide average.

In Soviet Russia pony ride you.

When Karl Marx was a young philosophy student, he took it upon himself to travel across the country to see the wide world and learn all that he could to develop his theories.

Hither and thither he would ride across the German countryside, in his little pony-cart pulled by a pair of strong, hardy donkeys, meeting people, studying their lives and professions, and seeking to understand the world.

A time came when he was high in the German mountains. Snow was thick ...

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You know you've hit rock bottom when...

It's better to tell your wife you're watching porn then watching my little pony...

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