A big moron and a little moron walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The big moron falls off his chair. Why doesn’t the little moron fall?
Because he’s a little more on.
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a log.
The big moron fell off!! Why didn’t the little one?
Because, he was a little more on!!!
- this was my FAVORITE joke as a kid. I still like it.
A big moron and a little moron were standing on a bridge, the big moron fell off
The other was a little more on.
(Sorry if this is a repost, I just remembered my dad telling it forever ago and thought I'd share because it made me chuckle)
A big moron and a little moron were walking along a bridge...
When, suddenly, the big moron fell off and into the river!
Fortunately, the little moron was able to stay on the bridge, if only because he was a little more on.
(Joke credit to Stephen King)
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
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