Why was the audition for The Little Mermaid so competitive?
Because every actress there was striving for Ariel Supremacy.
Sean Connery was the original choice to play Sebastian in The Little Mermaid
He turned the role down because, he said, "as a child I was always told not to be shellfish."
Did you hear about the evil queen who screwed up her own fairy tale and turned Snow White into The Little Mermaid?
She misread the directions and sent a poisson apple
What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?
They're both under DC.
I know The Little Mermaid's breast size.
It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.
Why is Ariel from the little mermaid is the perfect girlfriend?
She gives up the tail, and never says a word.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?
Her GPA was unda da C.
I need help. Whenever I call my redheaded wife "my little mermaid" she always lights up
How else can I politely say "your bottom half smells like fish"?
Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?
He had allure.
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The little mermaid asked the prince: “what so you like more-handjob, or vaginal sex?” to which the prince replied:
“Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me”
Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Men develop a type based on their favorite Disney princess.
I had a friend who was really into Cindarella and exclusively dates blonde women. Another loved snow white and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into The Little Mermaid and that's why I am not allowed into the Fish Market anymore.
A girl I am dating said, "I expect to be treated like a Disney Princess."
So I told her to pretend she is the Little Mermaid and stop talking.
What swims slightly faster than a shark?
The Little Mermaid on her period.
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