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Little Birdy Jokes

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You ever heard the story about the little birdy? My grandpa used to tell it to me.

There was this little birdy who didn't even know how to fly yet. And one freezing cold night, he tumbles out of his nest and lands on the ground. Well, he starts going "be-beep, be-beep, be-beep" like crazy! Because he's damn nearly freezing!

Lucky for him, along comes this cow, who sees him ...

A conversation I had with my mom

Mom: A little birdy told me someone’s been taking drugs

Me: Well you’re the one talking to birds!

A mini poem:

Little birdy, flying high,
Drops a present from the sky,
Farmer says, wiping his eye,
Thank the Lord my pigs don't fly!

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An old woman asks for her neighbor's parrot..

An old woman was chatting with her next door neighbor, and when he mentioned that he was going away to college and could not take his parrot with him, she asked him what he would do with the bird.
"Ah, I'll give 'em to the pet store. Somebody else's problem."
Well this just would not do for t...

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A man was getting a tan on a nudist beach when a young girl walks towards him...

Because he found it indecent to be fully nude in front of the little girl, he covered his groin with his hat.
"What's underneath that hat?" the girl asked. "Nothing special, just a little birdy" the man replied.

The girl insisted on seeing the birdy, and the man told her no, so she walk...

Jesus is watching

A couple of men enters a house to steal some stuff.

Suddenly an echo within the room says " Jesus is watching you"

Both of them got startled and started to look for the source of the noise.

One of the men shined a flashlight on a cage on found a parrot, the parrot said "Jesus is...

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