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Listening To Music Jokes

What kind of paper likes listening to music?

Rapping paper

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If you like listening to music whilst having sex

Listen to a live album, that way you'll get an applause every 3-4 minutes

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I hate listening to music during sex...

There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there.

I was listening to music, and it suddenly stopped.

Spotty-Fi.

Blonde dies on a bus listening to music..

The audio was telling her to breath but she hit pause on accident.

Listening to music can be dangerous...

Some of the notes are sharp.

Today I saw my friend in class listening to music, so I asked him what music it was.

He said he was listening to rap and asked what I was listening too. I looked him dead in the eye, put a paper clip in my ear and said heavy metal.

Why do dogs have a hard time listening to music?

Because they keep pressing paws

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God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth.

*poof* All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road in the middle of rural America. He sticks out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stops to give him a lift.
Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanks the man for stopping.

Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so ...

My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!

Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.

They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"

I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"

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So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

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