She looked at lipsticks for over 30 minutes but she didn't buy any
She tried 20 kinds of perfumes but none of them were good enough
She tested 10 different kinds of mascaras but she didn't like any of them
She read the labels of all the blushes just to finally walk out empty han...
A couple of days ago I ate three lipsticks and some mascara and haven't pooed since...
You really can't sh*t this make up.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick
She's still not talking to me
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