What did the Detroit Lions fan say when they won the super bowl?
“Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!”
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What’s the worst part about being a constipated Lions fan?
Can’t have a shit in Detroit
Why is a Detroit Lions fan the easiest to date?
Her standards are so low, because every year she gets disappointed by 55 men.
As a lifelong Detroit Lions fan, when I die, I want the team to lower my casket into the grave.
So they can let me down one last time.
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