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Only married men need apply.

A company has a policy of hiring only married men.

Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front leader called on the CEO.

She asked him: "Why is it that you limit your employees to married men? It must be because you consider us women as weak, dumb, cantankerous, or do you co...

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How to quit smoking

Friend: My new year resolution for 2018 is to quit smoking.
Me: That’s great, I might have a tip for you.
Friend: What is it? Most tips online don’t seem to work for me.
Me: It’s pretty simple actually. Try to limit your smokes to only after sex. As you get older, you’ll smoke less and less...

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