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2021 was a great year in film for people who like musicals

And an insufferable year for people who hate theater kids

How is crossing the road like music?

You better C# or else you'll Bâ™­!

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

I like musical dramas.

They really strike a chord with me.

Young women marrying old rich guys is a lot like musical chairs.

The last one to sit on it wins.

If you like music, what is the healthiest key?

C of course.....it's all natural.

I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty...

*Breathtaking*

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Doctor visit.

Had to go to the Doctors yesterday, doctor said strip off, he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...

I explained that it was a family trait and we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.

He was amazed and said, "Well in 27 y...

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When I heard that a cure for dyslexia had been discovered

It was like music to my arse

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