A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7x9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9x7?' so I asked 'what's the fucking difference?' "
"What is the difference?" asks the father...
"Like father like son" is a nice saying.
Unless your old man tells you while you're adopting a kid.
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When I was growing up, I went to school with a boy named Justin Reimer.
Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Graduation came, he was accepted into Harvard's School of Law (to no one's surprise), and that was the last I saw of him. Or so I thought...
Twenty years late...
Dad bought a lie-detector to test his son.
"Son sit down... we have to talk, i have a lie detector here" "Did you go to school today, son?"
"uh, yes" the son replied... -BEEP- -BEEP- "uh, no i watched a movie" he said quickly.
"right, what movie?" Asked the Dad
"Just some comedy" -Beep- -Beep- "Okay, it w...
A family gets a robot for the household.
A family gets a robot. It does many things. It cooks, cleans, and even slaps someone whenever they lie.
One morning, mom, dad and son are sitting at the breakfast table. The boy says to his father, "Dad I don't feel well. I need to stay home from school." Within a second, SMACK! The robo...