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Like A Fine Wine Jokes

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Redditors are like a fine wine...

Sitting alone untouched in the basement.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.

The next day she locked me in the cellar.

My mother-in-law is like a fine wine.

Too much of her gives me a headache.

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A beautiful girl is like a fine wine.

But you still can’t just lock her in the basement until she’s old enough.

I'm like a fine wine.

I was once fresh pickings but now I'm old, bottled up and a little fruity.'

My wife told me you've aged like a fine wine. More complex, more flavoursome, increased sweetness. Overall tastier

But with more body

My wife showed me her baby photos.

She said, "Here's one of me when I was 3."

I replied, "Wow, and there's me thinking you were like a fine wine."

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