If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with a
window open?
I wish I could say I am a light sleeper...
But I’m honestly just fat at all hours of the day.
Wanna have an exciting night ?
A girl brings a guy home from the club. Before they enter the house she mentions
Hope it's ok that I live at home with the family...
Yeah it's fine says the guy
They start to kiss and as thing start to heat up the girl says :
Oh BTW did I mention that my father is i...
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Melons in Love
Once upon a time, there were two teenage melons who fell in love at first sight, so they decided to run away to Vegas to get married. The melons woke up very early one morning to sneak away, since the drive would take all day and all night, and also because they suspected their parents would not app...
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