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Last night i was in bed with my girlfriend, she said "turn the light out and put it in me!"

It was still hot! Guess I should have let the bulb cool down first!

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I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse...

Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first.

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