A pessimist sees a dark tunnel, an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
A realist sees a freight train and the train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,
the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
2021 wasn't a light at the end of the tunnel
It was a train
Whenever I'm down, I always look forward to the light at the end of the tunnel.
I really hope it's a train this time.
Why are people from New York always depressed.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.
What does a guy that likes to save money do when reaches the light at the end of the tunnel?
He turns it off
Death must be really boring for subway drivers.
A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
Why do french people look so depressed ?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is England
(stolen from twitter, no idea if it's an original)
A pessimist, an optimist and a conductor are in a tunnel
P: "There is nothing but darkness at the end of the tunnel."
o: "I see a beautiful shining light at the end of the tunnel."
C: "Why are there two morons on the tracks?"
Why do Long Islander's have the lowest suicide rate in the US?
Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Four Different Views Of Life
One day, three friends went walking on a train track stumbled upon a tunnel (mind you, the first is an Optimist, the second a Realist, and the third a Pessimist). The Optimist says, “Fellas, lets go through this tunnel! C’mon it’ll be fun!” The other two roll their eyes and agree. About halfw...
I used to work for a mining company . . .
It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down aroun...
There are 4 levels of cheerios in this world.
The levels are, from bottom to top, regular, chocolate, honey nut, and the highest level is the status of Froot Loops. Jim is a regular old cheerio, and is unhappy with his life. So he studies for weeks and weeks, takes the test, and becomes a chocolate cheerio. He parties for a while, makes lots of...
A man dies and finds himself in an elevator
He did expect a light at the end of the tunnel and all that, but he decides to see where things are going. Pretty soon, the destination of his elevator-ride is showing up on the display: "Hell"
"Well", the man thinks, "I've had a good life. Fair's fair I guess."
The elevator opens an...
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