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Lifting Weights Jokes

Lifting weights changed my life. I dropped 25 pounds...

Right on my big toe. It’s broken now I can hardly walk

What's the difference between a rabbit lifting weights and a rabbit with a flower up it's nose?

Ones a Fit Bunny

The other is a Bit Funny

Two burly, muscular men are in the gym, lifting weights...

One says to the other, "When I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's undies off!"

The other says, "Why's that?"

The first finishes, "Cause the elastic is killing me."

If you see results after exercising and lifting weights does that mean it’s...

...working out?

If I ever go to prison, I'm going to start lifting weights

So I can be the powerhouse of the cell

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . .

He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.
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