God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll gi...
Life Span
Doctor told me i have a bad ilness and he gave me 2 weeks to live, i shot him...... judge gave me 25 years
why do pupils have such a long life span?
because they dilate
How do you tell the difference between a Northern and a Southern zoo?
A Northern zoo has a large plaque in front of each animal cage. The plaque list the genus, species, common name, average life span, habitat and diet of the animal.
A Southern zoo has a recipe in from of each animal cage.
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