UPJOKE

I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff...

As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"

So I started smiling...

I live life on the edge...

Of poverty.

A man once said "you should live life on the edge"

Then he fell off his bed

Living life on the edge.

My idea of living life on the edge is to leave the house on 18% mobile battery.

What's the most dangerous thing a flat-earter can do?

Living life on the edge.

I got hit by a car recently...

What can I say? I live life on the edge of the road.

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