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Life Of The Party Jokes

Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he was giving out free cocaine

When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party.

What a fungi to be around.

A quantum particle walks into two bars.

In one, he has a few drinks, becomes the life of the party, gets lucky and has a splendid time.

In the other he drinks too much, picks a fight with the wrong company and ends up beaten to half of his life.

The next day, he happens to meet an old buddy. After some very small talk, his ...

I got drunk at an AA meeting

The details are a bit fuzzy but they said I was the life of the party. They invited me to come back every Thursday.

Strange game of truth or dare

I was at this party the other night, with my Asian friend, Yu. This guy is always down to to anything, so I bring him along wherever I go. Real life of the party, if you know what I mean. Anyways, me and my friends had this really strange twist on truth or dare, we invented a new type of dare called...

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The Good Wife

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?"

"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife.

"P!ss on him," answered the husband.

"You did," said the w...

I went to a zombie party

I guess you can say is that I was the life of the party

So My Friend Invited Me to Her Skeleton Crew's Shindig

I was the life of the party.

What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?

What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?


The life of the party.

My friend the electrician

I had this friend in school. Great guy, always cracking jokes. Life of the party. But after we finished school, we went our separate ways. I went off to university, he became an electrician. About a year later, we were both in our home town, so we decided to catch up. It was just like old times, he ...

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A guy with an orange for a head walks into a bar

From the moment he walks in he's the life of the party - all the girls like him, all the guys like him, he buys everyone's drinks. He's having the best night ever.

When the party ends, it's just this guy at the bar drinking whiskey and the bartender cleaning the bar.

The bartender look...

Funny when it's not funny: I need jokes for a funeral / eulogy.

Hey, reddit. A good buddy of mine has died. He was always the life of the party, always had fresh jokes, and would absolutely hate the idea of a depressing, somber funeral.

His friends have arranged a casual dress only (he hated dressing up), open mic style celebration of his life. One of th...

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