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Life Is Hard Jokes

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My dick is like life.. Life is hard

Life is also short

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"Oh you think your life is hard"

Said the man's boner

Life is hard in a band

Me and the guys started a rock band, we call it 1023MB. But no matter how hard we look we cant find a gig.

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A cucumber is talking to a penis

The cucumber says: My life is hard. When I get hard, they chop me up and eat me.

The penis says: That's nothing! When I get hard, they put a bag over my head, throw me in a dark room, and make me do pushups until I puke.

My friends mum died

My friends mum died cuz we couldn't remember her blood group. On her death bed she kept saying "Be positive", Life is hard without her

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Why don't people give Melania Trump a break...

Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA.

My wife asked me why Russia has paid family leave while the US does not...

I explained that in Russia life is hard and adults need to be incentivized to produce more kids.

But in America, if we want more kids, we just have to let some immigrants out of their cages. Much cheaper.

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