One day, from the office of the General of the Army comes a letter for Lieutenant Dan bearing bad news. Private John's wife had passed away in a horrible car accident.
The General strongly suggested that breaking the news lightly to John would be course of action. Lieutenant Dan, with hi...
What did Lieutenant Dan say after getting his new legs blown off?
"Oh, the iron knee!"
Note: Old joke I made up and told friends in high school, before realizing his new legs are not actually made of iron. Hope the joke is still amusing though
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