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What do you call fast cunnilingous?

Lickety split.

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An old man wins the lottery and walks into the bank

When he gets to speak to a loan officer he says “Gimme a loan for a million fucking dollars!”

The loan officer replies “Sir! There’s no need to speak to me that way!”

“Lady, fuck your feelings! I want a goddamn loan for a million fucking dollars and I want it lickety fucking split!”...

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