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[NSFW] A guy and his girl are at the bar

After a while of sitting and drinking in a booth, the girl goes over to the bartender to get them another round. While she's there, a man starts harassing her, saying some really nasty shit. She's fuming.

She grabs the drinks and heads back to her boyfriend. "You are not going to believe wha...

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