“Why do I bother with puns, everyone here’s brain dead.”
What does a Christian rabbit say when it sees it's food?
Lettuce pray.
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A priest is celebrating mass.
He begins with, "I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but I can't think of any, so lettuce pray."
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them...
The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation
"Lettuce pray"
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