What do Christians say before eating a salad ?

Lettuce pray

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?

A: Lettuce pray!

At the end of the day, we’re all human beans

Together we will rice. Now lettuce pray. Ramen.

What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ?

Lettuce Pray.

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A priest is celebrating mass.

He begins with, "I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but I can't think of any, so lettuce pray."

What did the preacher say at the vegetable mass?

“Lettuce pray for peas on Earth.”

Then

“Why do I bother with puns, everyone here’s brain dead.”

In a mythical world, a priest made out of vegetables stepped up to the alter..

“Lettuce pray. “

There is only one vegetable righteous enough to face judgement day and for good reason!

Lettuce pray.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them...

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