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Letter E Jokes

Why was the letter E the only letter in the alphabet to get any presents?

Because all the other letters were not-E.

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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said "today I am going to give you a letter and I want you to give me a word that begins with that letter."

So the teacher says "A" and Little Johnny immediately raises his hand but the teacher knows he will say asshole so she calls on Little Mary and she says "apple."

"Very good" the teacher replied. "Okay, how about the letter B"

Little Johnny once again immediately raises his hand and s...

A man walks into a store that has a broken neon sign

A man walks into a store and says,"hey, you should fix your neon sign out front, the letter E is burnt out".
The storekeeper replies, "I can't replace the letter, it would ruin the joke!"
"What joke?" Asks the man.
"Stop me if you've heard it before," says the shopkeep, "because it's an old...

The Legend of Curtis

So imagine a dude named Curtis. Curtis had a marker, and a billion sheets of paper. On each of the sheets, he drew the letter E as big as he can fit it into the page. When he finished, he scattered each and every one of those pages all over Earth. They’re pretty much everywhere, there may even be on...

That's a nice sham-wow you got there...

It would be a shame if someone replaced the wow with the letter e

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A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a gin and juice. The bartender hands him an apple. The guy asks "What is this? I ordered a gin and juice."

The bartender says take a bite of the apple. The guy takes a bite and it tastes like gin. The bartender tells him to turn it around and it tastes like j...

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